Poop Stories

What the fuck is going on ???

After the poop story I put up here a little while ago I now have people telling me other shitty stories. Two more people from my work shat themselves… at work. I won’t go into much detail about them but to say shit happened and they were at work. What worries me is how many stories are now being told to me. I mean I guess we all have a poop story, I myself have one involving an entire 11 quart basket of cherries consumed in one afternoon when I was 5. Messy, messy…. but I was 5. It was one of many lessons learned in childhood along with not eating dirt, shoving crayons up my nose and swallowing lost of pennies and gum. All lessons that I learned and I learned them well, but again, I was 5. It seems to me that there is a lot of people out there that have never learned this don’t poop lesson in their childhood and are now having to learn this as adults. But wait…. Nope I can’t talk about this anymore, it’s making me sick.

Smarten up and put on a pull-up… fuck.

Fuckers.

My butt hurts